[Text message 1:23 PM] Wat yuh doin?dis bubbles.

[My reply 1:24 PM] I don’t know anyone named Bubbles. I think you have the wrong number.

[Text message 1:26 PM] Nigga frm da cfe I meet yuh on da train carter I can’t beileve yuh don’t rember mah name.

[My reply 1:29 PM] No, seriously. I’m a 45 year old white guy named Ed. I don’t think you’ve got the right number. Sorry.

[Incoming call 1:30 PM]

“Hello. This is Edward.”

“Oh, I guess I do have the wrong number.”

“Yeah, sorry about that.”

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